Adventure Log #1: Thursday May 07, 2009

"Hey, try this, I just made it.."

Sup guys,

I've decided to log my adventures since most of us don't see one another but would like to know awesome fucking stories about whats going on with our lives. And with that said I bring forth a story that will be placed into the Archives of Memories.

Long behold this story doesn't start today, but it started last night you see! Last night , I sit there at work wondering why the fuck am I working here. Honestly, why the fuck am I "Cart Attendant" for target...But my night brightens after a major discovery inside one the shopping carts. A prescription bottle! Wtf? A prescription bottle you ask? Not just an ordinary prescription bottle..But a THC prescription bottle! I was shocked and I slurred my words into joy as I peek into the red transparent prescription bottle. A NUG WAS FOUNDED! Oh this nugs aroma was beyond belief! It was sticky, stickier then any fat kids face would be after eating his favorite popsicle. The patches of red hair made it look like a red head beauty. Oh how this epic find made me want to light one up at work and just embrace myself in the awesomeness. But I couldn't, this needed to be shared with one the kings. At last, I put my red hair companion away for the next day to come.

The next day, I decide to call my ol' party companion, my right hand man, the only person to have a "Bro Moment" with mah nigga gh05tf0x! After picking up the dirty flip we discuss life issues, watch some tele, and just chill. What you don't know is Chelsea is still around and sad to say I must do my bidding in secrecy! Off to work Chelsea went and out came my red haired lover. So we set up our sesh with the infamous "Dark Knight" and our home-made mocha smoothies and bump the beats til it was time. As i pack the bowl, I tell gh05tf0x that I miss the old days of doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted and DGAF'n on a daily basis. I light it one up, tokin it to the dome. As I inhale this wonderful strong substance, I say to myself... "Oh how I miss this.." I pass to gh05tf0x and watch him take a hit and I think what happened to this why did this fall apart! We all know the answer to that one, If you don't look at my display pic/avatar. Anyways, me and gh05tf0x took about 3 hits each and sat there saying "We could salvage this, I mean I'm like pretty fucking good right now." Those words were so fuckin true. It's been awhile since I had something that good since that stuff I brought at gh05tf0x's house party. Those were good times... Anyways, how many of you guys read The Bible? There's a quote in there saying " Be good to thy neighbor." And my neighbor was good indeed! After me and gh05tf0x were done doin the sesh and just sitting there taking it in, a hand appears over the fake bamboo fence shit. A hand!? WTF!? Indeed! A hand, holding something that made the day priceless. Freshly made hash. All we remember my neighbor saying is "Hey, try this, I just made it." Dazed and amazed we take the hash and examine it, smell it, and evaluate it. We came to a conclusion, my neighbor is fucking awesome. After that me and gh05tf0x head in to watch some tube and shoot the shit also get a bite to eat. After eating, we watch this amazing epsidoe of G4 Underground about IRL Zombie Fighters and the unsuspected hacker. After that ended our adventure had ended, Indeed it was cut short but I just didn't have time for another sesh. But as the generous person I am, I gave the rest of my red haired babe and the just made hash over to gh05tf0x and said enjoy. Hours passed and gh05tf0x had left, I realized I was still high. More time passes and I just started to lose my buzz and I realized it was time to go back to being sober. I hear gh05tf0x had a amazing walk back home. And that concludes my story, hopefully gh05tf0x can put up the pics up from today.. If not you all have your imaginations on what happened today.

I hope to hear fucking awesome stories from all of you and I will log my adventure to Audiotistic after I get back.

Sounds like the good ol' days. Tight Niggs.

Indeed this does sound epic. BTW he still keeps his stash inside the bottle. Haha. Maybe, I should type up the story of how we hot boxed the car and proceeded to run out of O2 for our breathing needs.

lol, That would be cool, but you would have to remember the whole night more then that. I kinda do, but not a bunch of details, I've got a rough outline I think though.

-gh05t, Drake, Tweedle, StageNinja
-Ribs at Drake's
-Pushed Over Fridge
-Bought Drake's new piece and lighter
-Ran out of O2 at Zen Spot
-Euclid Mish
-Forest
-Elementary School Piss Break
-Hard to see turns on pitch black creepy hill
-Del Taco
-Parking lot sesh with other cars skeevin' it up
-Angry StageNinja parents

I think that was all the same night, but sometimes I think I'm clashing two different ones together, sound right to you?

Its the same night, shit was epic. Nows there are 2 sesh's to write about at my house to. As well as introduce everyone to Bob and Cherry Bomb.