The Beijing Olympics
Beef (survival of the fittest you hippy faggots)
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (i have been converted to a Pastafarian)
deforestation (we can plant more, so stop crying about it)
Animal testing (it saves lives.)
Capital punishment (murderers, rapists, etc. should be killed. i would actually like to see it be more loosely used)
Burning of Fossil fules (they make life easier)
Global warmint (its like a never ending summer!)
Green House Gasses (read above)
messenger pigeons (free mail delivery)